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[glitchinthesystem]

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[laminae]

ok
i warned you


uh

there was this guy back home
real bad egg
kind of a wizard but not really
not even sure the dude's a person
more like an ancient evil
wants to end all life everywhere
kind of did it once i guess, but that's a long story
point is he can get into your head and it's not a great time

[glitchinthesystem]

ew.

no thanks . no ancient evils in my head thanks



It's not HERE is it?

[laminae]

uh









well

[glitchinthesystem]

FERN PLEASE TELL ME IT'S NOT HERE

[laminae]

it's
it's complicated ok?

[glitchinthesystem]

[ Excuse him as he has a major freak out on the inside. He's at least covering his screams with a pillow. ]

Fern.

Just....just tell me.

Where is it.

and what do we need to do to deal with it

[laminae]

okay one, i don't know
two, he might not even be here
like i said it's really complicated and since this is a dream we might be safe
i don't know
three, uh
well
that is also complicated

[glitchinthesystem]

Fern.

Why is it complicated.

Just tell me. I can't take it. We were talking about Varian's absurd amount of vests and now we've fallen into mind horror fuckery.

please im begging you just tell me.

[laminae]

can we just go back to talking about Varian's vests?
i liked talking about those

[glitchinthesystem]

Fern, i WON'T BE ABLE TO SLEEP NOT KNOWING.

WE CAN'T GO BACK TO THE VEST TOWN

WE'RE IN THIS TOO FUCKING DEEP

WE HAVE TO DIG TO THE OTHERSIDE TO GET OUT OF MIND FUCK TOWN

[laminae]

oh my Glob dude you need to relax first
take some deep breaths ok?
do that

[glitchinthesystem]

[ He's taking a few more minutes to respond.

Oh, he's not following Fern's instructions, he's just screaming into a pillow.

When he feels reasonable calm enough he answers; ]
okay.

I'm calm.

we're cool

tellmeabouttheancientevilholyshit

[laminae]

[Fern is just. Assuming Glitch is taking his advice. So things are probably cool now.]

alright soooo
one of the last times i fought him i kinda was responsible for getting his hand dumped into a portal
a uh


a portal that led to every universe
so now i'm pretty sure his hand exists in every universe now

1/???

[glitchinthesystem]

2/4

[glitchinthesystem]

3/4

[glitchinthesystem]

4/4

[glitchinthesystem]

Im going to be looking for a severed hand now in this town

and I'm gonna kill it.

we're looking for that hand.

You are not getting out of this Fern I AM NOT GOING TO HAVE A CREEPY CRAWL HAND COME IN MY WINDOW AND MESS WITH MY MIND

[laminae]

uh dude
you don't want to go near that thing
trust me

[glitchinthesystem]

Then I'll be like fifty feet away when I throw a thousand knives at it.

You think I'd actually let it come in grabbing distance of me?

[laminae]

um
mind control, remember?

[glitchinthesystem]

He can't mind control from that far away

Can he?

[laminae]

i don't know it's not like i ever asked him

[glitchinthesystem]

yeah...yeah okay fair.

[laminae]

aaaanyways

now you know
so that's good?

[glitchinthesystem]

yeah.

i guess..
im killing that hand if i see it tho