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what WERE you expecting
your arm got chopped off on his property anyone would be pissed if some kid’s arm got ripped off on their lawn
if only because blood fucks up the petunias
and I guess because of decency or whatever but I’ve been around long enough that I don’t think it was JUST basic decency that had him going “we should make our own law”
which is fuckin weird to attach to a post calling some dickhead out for their crap-ass choices

bzzzzzzt
wrong it’s French fries dipped in your mom’s wet puss
but close!
(unless your mom is dead in which case don’t kill me I’m sorry I’m sure she’s an angel)

if he comes after you again I think fifty pissy heroes looking for something to fight are going to descend on him screaming for his head
and he might be a motherfucker but he’s not a stupid one
you’re probably safe for now

fuckin huge if right there

Edited 2021-04-26 12:31 (UTC)

Yeah. Probably.
Kinda took away from what I was trying to lay out at warning people that Maul's just a fucking psycho even without the town messing with you. He's been threatening me for months, and broke in when I was asleep and I'm pretty sure the town wasn't affecting him than.

[ There's a very simple answer to the french fries thing. ]

I never met the woman who birthed me.[ because as awkwardly stated as that is it's the blunt truth. ]

I've got a friend with a sniper rifle so yeah. If he were he'd probably have his brains blown out if he wasn't quick enough.

WOW yeah ok that is fucked up
he was kind of a psycho even when he wasn't pissed but he used to teach my friend so I figured I'd stay on his good side
which fat lot of good that did me when he went fucking nuts and cut my ear off
you're somewhere he can't reach now tho right???

maybe you should've just made the post on your own without him helping out because you could make a great case for not fucking with Maul without some asshole using it to make a completely different one
just wave your stump at the camera
"look what he DID to me"
people would eat that shit right up

yeah that makes them less fun

I oughta get a friend with a sniper rifle
I have one who makes bombs but then I have to throw the bombs myself

Maul doesn't have a good side from my understanding. to me, he's a fucking leech. He keeps you around if he thinks you're useful but the moment you prove your a threat or not he'd probably drop you off a bridge.

Or well...do exactly what he did to both of us.

But, yeah, I'm safe. There's a bunch of crazy magic around the place now that'll probably instantly drop him dead if he tries something...but he's patient. He waited to do this to me since October, so doubt he's coming for me right now.

Anyways, hindsight is 20/20 as they say but, Ironwood isn't THAT much of an asshole. He's a pretty decent guy...just got carried away. [ Sorry, Richie. He's of the mindset still that Ironwood is a friend now. ]

When I'm better at least you'll have a friend who has cool lightning powers who'll be more willing to vaporize Maul to death if that helps.

he used to
around my friend anyway
but the friend's gone and I honestly think he took Maul's good side with him
anyway I don't think he'd drop someone off a bridge that's like. too nice. when he pulls shit like this he's always up close and personal

oh good
that you're safe
I'm basically at the Goodbye Home all the time so if you ever feel like you're going out of your fucking mind and you need a change of scenery you can come hang out here
the place hasn't been brought down by giant murder worms I doubt he could come in

uhhhhhhhhh
sure ok
really fucking weird he went there on a post that's supposed to be about warning people tbh
and especially right now like
honestly, this would've been a good idea before the world went to complete shit

[Then again, Richie's just naturally suspicious of many adults. It may well be that Glitch is right and Ironwood just got carried away.]

you have WHAT

it probably meant Maul wanted to use him in some way. At least, that's the vibe he gives off to me. You're either dead weight or you're useful.

But, yeah, he'd rather be party to the violence, that's fair. Bridges are too tame.

But uh, ill think about it. mostly able to jump from the roof tops but if things get too far apart the boots won't carry me that far. [ don't mind him being hella vague there, Richie. ]

Ironwood wasn't really here up until a few months ago so, you know, doing the best with the time you got and what you have on hand.

anyways, yeah. I guess, Eddie didn't mention I have powers...don't think i ever told him actually.

But, I can shoot lightning
and move metal and stuff.

I know.

I'm rad as fuck. [ Just keep making jokes through the pain. That's his motto. ]

Edited 2021-05-11 04:54 (UTC)

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