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Early January | Text: un: dipper

[ghostharasser]

Glitch? Hey, dude. Text me back as soon as you can, I have something really important to talk to you about.

Text: un: glitch

[glitchinthesystem]

Hey Dipper, what's up? Something happen to you and your Grunkles?

Do i need to stab someone?

1/2

[ghostharasser]

Yes and no.

I mean yes something happened no stabbing isn’t necessary. That is in fact what I need to specifically talk to you about.

[ghostharasser]

Bill’s here.

[glitchinthesystem]

...

The evil triangle demon.

Who caused an apocalypse where you're from.

in which you guys had to do some other method on killing him 'cause the first one didn't work.
and is likely as powerful if not more than sodder

Is here.

Dipper.

I

where do I even start

[ghostharasser]

You can start by not stabbing anyone.

Because due to uh. Circumstances. We had to make a truce with him to keep him from killing Grunkle Stan.

And that truce means that no one can go after the other with any harmful intent. We can’t attack him and he can’t attack us. Unfortunately that includes sending allies at him.

The truce is magically binding with actual penalties. If it’s broken those penalties will rebound on us. So that’s why I have to ask you not to stab him, even if you probably REALLY want to.

[glitchinthesystem]

Oh my fucking god.

So, this fuck what? Broke into your house, nearly killed your Uncle and then made you make a deal with him?

Doesn't he get body snatcher rights now with all three of you?

JeSUS Uughguhgugh

Now I can't even punch him in the stupid eye, but fine. I won't go attacking him but I can't make now promises if he goes for me or somebody else. I'm not gonna let him have his way if he decides to go head chopping one day.

[ghostharasser]

Yeah, basically. Though, it happened a little weirder than that. It’s a long story, but we were all forced by mysterious Deerington circumstances into a car?? And then it all went downhill from there.

He doesn’t, because we were able to build that into the contract. Body snatching is off the table.

No, no that’s. That’s okay, I think. If he knowingly goes after someone we consider an ally that should rebound on him, and I THINK if he goes after an ally of and ally, that technically has nothing to do with our family so that should be free game.

Ugh, demon contracts have so many moving parts.

[glitchinthesystem]

Guess I'll need to get clever if I have to deal with him so he doesn't go after you and yours but also can't kill me.

I dunno. This is all kinds of messed.

Maybe we'll get lucky and he'll vanish from this town next month.