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"Is this thing recording? It is? Okay, well, this is Glitch. Obviously, you were slow and missed me. leave a message and I may get back to you. Maybe."

ooc: Just incase you need private convo times with Glitch.

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[ ...There's just a long drawn out sigh. If sound of pinching the bridge of ones nose could make a sound, he's doing it very loudly. ]

Oh god, you're actually fucking serious.

Yes of course. Being in love is very serious. And I forgot for a while but now I remembered and now it's time to turn in your homework.

SO. Are you ready to move on?

[ A long groan. Okay, maybe he can trick the guy. ]

Only if you found the medal I told you about, yeah.

I did! I got in trouble for trying to take it. [whaT OFFICE BUILDING DID HE TRY TO ROB THANKS TO YOU, GLITCH] But that's neither here nor here. Ergo. Let us continue. [stop using words and phrases that you've heard simmons use to appear smarter. or at least stop using them incorrectly.]

How are you feeling about Church today?

I-What? How? [ NO, REALLY, DID HE SUDDENLY GAIN POWER OVER REALITY? Or is Caboose that dumb?

Probably the latter. Doesn't seem like he's going to lose this guy, so he just huffs. ]

Hate him. Wanna clock him in the face. [ DOES THIS SOUND LIKE LOVE TO YOU, CABOOSE? ]

[wow yeah it sounds like soulmates tbh you've got it bad kid]

Hm. Worse than I thought. WELP. The second thing to learn is that Church won't love you as much as he loves me. So probably better get used to that sooner.

[ Or it's always opposite day in Caboose's head. There's no amount of disgruntled and muffled groaning that could describe how he feels right now.

But... ]

You know...yoooou're right. In fact! I believe Church was telling me how much he loves you and how much he wishes you would just run to him, give him a great BIIIIIG hug and never let go. [ God, he hopes this bullshit works. ]

Yeah I'm not surprised? He probably misses me so much. I'll go find him later. [IT WAS A GOOD TRY, GLITCH] But right now I'm helping you. [''''helping'''']

Okay. Next thing is that you have to know about Tex. She's usually dead but she's here right now, and she's Church's real girlfriend. But she might be okay with you dating him because they don't get along very good.

[ FFFFFF- WHY? ] No, find him now. [ But, Glitch is pretty certain Caboose is going to ignore it or not even pay attention to his words that don't involve loving Church.

The name Texas does ring some bells though.]

You mean the crotch shot lady? Pfft, I'm not even surprised that they dated. Both got bad attitudes. [ You're one to talk, Glitch. ]
And who said I'd need an ex's permission to date someone? [ GLITCH YOU'RE TRYING TO CONVINCE THE MAN YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THE ROBUTT. ]

If you give her money she might help you. BUT.

And this is very important. Please listen.

She is NOT part shark. Not even a little bit. Not even just the teeth.

I-

Isn't that kind of obvious? I SAW her. She looked like a lady to me.

Besides, not paying her anything cause nothing's gonna happen.

Oh good. [RELIEVED. His Church time is safe.] Yeah it's just the killer robot thing. No shark. Just so we all understand the situation.

....

What? [ his tone has an edge to it, dark and cold. ]

She's a fucking murderbot? You're absolutely sure?

[WOOSH right over his head. no idea what he's just done.]

Well I'm pretty sure she's killed some people... [a lot of some people kiddo, you watched her do some of it] Aaaand she's DEFINITELY a computer person the last time I checked, sooo...

[ Fuck, fuck, fuck. He was around her, she was around him, SHE WAS AROUND CHILDREN LIKELY AT PAINT BALL.

He doesn't even knot the extent but it kind of burns inside of him. Maybe he shouldn't jump to conclusions having been rescued by robots a few times and this is Caboose telling him this.

But, logic has jumped out the window with being in this convo. ]

God fucking damn it. Look, has she killed anyone HERE? She was around some kids a few days ago would she hurt them?

...why would someone pay Tex to kill kids? They don't even do anything. [babies are, quite frankly, pointless. most children also just by association.]

...You know what? I'm good. I'm gonna ask someone who can give me a straight answer.

[???? ??]

Okay.

OH but don't talk about Tex around Church. It makes him sad and then angry. Sangry.

Yeah, don't worry. I plan on asking someone else.

[ Like your parent. Or guardian person.

Whichever Wash has resigned himself to. ]

Good idea! You're getting pretty good at having a crush on Church. B plus.

Yeah, yeah, talk to you later or something.

[ or Never. Never is preferable. And he's hanging up. ]

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